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A photography service operated by a human named Jorge. No installation required. No pop-up ads, despite how this page looks. Cars and portraits, shot mostly at night, on the theory that everything looks more interesting when you can't fully see it.
System requirements: eyes, a car or a face, and a working email client. Broadband not required, but this site was clearly built like it might be.
I shoot cars and, less frequently, the people who own them. My style is neon noir: deep shadows, hard color, pavement that looks wet even when it isn't. I shoot digital and film, whichever the shot actually calls for. This sentence is the entire personality section of the website.
Hobbies include: standing in parking lots at 11pm, explaining to strangers that yes, I am allowed to be here, and waiting for the exact three seconds when a streetlight looks correct.
Fill out the form below. I read every message, in the order the universe intended, which is the order they arrive.
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If this is the first time you've seen this screen, restart your expectations. If this screen appears again, that just means the portfolio is even better than you thought.
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